sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

popularboyfriend:

don’t you hTE WHEN YOU PRESS CAPS LOCK INSTEAD OF A

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

ledian:

avalugg:

blastortoise:

cadburycreamcoolator:

*long deflated sigh*

I’m throwing up

good bye

bye

communistbakery:

textbaka:

tumblr is a lot like singing tbh

yeah because you can only hit like 3 notes

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

bessonovafan6454:

appleznbananaz:

cloudwatchingangels:

That last gif…

Jake Abel is my spirit animal.

AW RIGHT IN THE NIPPLE

*bottle shatters* “Alright, fuck this shit, I’m done”

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

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Ok well get max to drive you places then ;P

dogs can’t drive….

I have my Scotty to drive me and Max everywhere

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explain this ? Patrick Bateman ‏@kinga_szczesna Jan 3Max is the only man I need in my life

MAX IS MY LIFE OK

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that's harsh...you suck

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I would like to ask about your tag line "Hi this is my blog you may lick it if you want to. I like long romantic walks over the faces of people I don't like." whos face can we walk over next week?

Well, there’s this guy called Scott. I don’t like him